UNDERGROUND GYM RULES: PLAY NICE, TRAIN HARD
1. Respect the Rack: Re-rack your weights after use. Fail to do so? Consider this your first warning.
2. Stay Clean, Train Mean: Always bring a towel and wipe down equipment post-use.
3. Germ Warriors: Use the hand sanitizers dotted around the gym to keep the bugs at bay.
4. Dress for Success: Gym wear and sports shoes only. Leave the work wear for the office.
5. Bag It: Keep the floor clear—stash your gear in lockers, not by your side.
6. Treat Gear with Care: Love our equipment. Don’t drop or slam—help us invest in more, not replace what we’ve got!
7. Second Warning: Ignore the rules again and it’s your second heads-up.
8. Zero Tolerance Zone: Intimidation, bullying, or verbal abuse? Not here. Not ever.
9. Keep It Covered: Full kit stays on—no stripping down.
10. Grunts Allowed: A grunt is fine; a roar is too much.
11. Final Call: Neglect to tidy up? Here comes your third warning—and a fine.
Remember, we’re in this together to create a safe and energetic space. Let’s keep it respectful and focused. Go Underground!